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Nancy Demotivational Poster


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.

TEEN PREGNANCY - The statistics are significantly true!

TAGS: teen pregnancy
Rating: 3.13/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:28 pm
Ahhh, but it doesn't say 25 YEARS. Definitely teen pregnancy drops off after the age of 25 months. And wouldn't a 113-119 year old be a "teen"? There's definitely a drop-off in rate of teen pregnancy between 19 and 113 year old females. Eh. I tried.
LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
Pregnancy: the one thing comedy shows never make fun of.
Sean - December 9, 2008, 6:28 pm
Actually, the stats are wrong (referring to poster's text). It's impossible for there to be any kind of drop AT 25. And man am I bored out of my skull right now.
aPauling - August 23, 2008, 8:00 pm
Call me a p***, but I wouldn't touch a teenager over 19 years old.


TAGS: nancy pelosi socialist speaker california
Rating: 3.35/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 9:29 pm
Fear. It pumps through you veins don't it?

PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)

MARRIAGE 101 - A man about to relax, or in the process of relaxing, emits a sound that only women can hear.To us it would be similar to all the women on The View in a shouting match with Nancy Grace.

TAGS: marriage view relaxing nancy grace
Rating: 4.66/5

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carebear - March 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:38 am
Dammit, I knew it!
krazyivanthedivine - March 2, 2012, 1:11 am
5L for welcome to my life...

SHENANIGANS - It's a CHILD'S game. Now go back to 4-Chan

TAGS: you win billy i mean nancy i mean billy oh whatever
Rating: 3.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:10 am
5 deeply confused lions posting from their Mothers basement.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 12:37 am
LAdies and gentlemen... we have a winner! 5L!

BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!

NANCY GRACE - When does it cease to be "reporting," and when it starts to become a yelling match?

TAGS: nancy grace cnn court tv
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:15 am
Amen. Walter Cronkite could report circles around her.
ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:23 pm



TAGS: pregnancy peril
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - September 8, 2011, 12:32 am
well 5aid...
Verdeckt - September 7, 2011, 9:35 pm
5ad but true

consider carefully -

TAGS: it is both of your responsibility if you don t think so enjoy pregnancy twits
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:39 am
5L for the truth to that crotchety!


TEEN PREGNANCY - Sex is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.

TAGS: teen pregnancy girl
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 9:51 pm
Loses an eye!? Then she was paying too close attention.
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:11 pm
We have the Falcon Punch for such occasions
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:52 pm
HAHA!!! Sheeessss... PREGNANT!!! lolololol I lmao'ed when juno gave birth lololololol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:11 pm
If she loses an eye she should have opened her mouth wider. If she gets pregnant I'm on the next train to the Yukon.
LogicDude - July 8, 2009, 3:11 pm
How about a nice Hawaiian er, Falcon Punch!?

pregnant women -

TAGS: pregnancy children love and marriage
Rating: 2.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 6:43 pm
Hindsight, is 20/20, should've posted this most likely at Religifake, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 6:03 pm
Heaven's Gate, 39 people dead by suicide.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:25 pm
The last time a group of people who didn't question anything about what they were getting into happened in 1997.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:22 pm
The way I see it, I question everything until there's actual proof, and that goes with anything.
EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2014, 3:35 pm
Catholics are going to have a problem with your opinion.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 12:20 pm
According to the ratings, I think I struck a nerve with some.

YOU'RE PREGNANT? - On April first? After having a headache for the past week? Seems legit.

TAGS: cliche april fools pregnancy
Rating: 4.4/5

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WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:13 pm
Too legit

VASCECTOMY - If it isn't broke, don't fix it.

TAGS: pregnancy fun woman omg h**
Rating: 4/5

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KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:46 pm
that would be a blond car then
rodangol - January 31, 2012, 9:29 pm
yes, it carn't spell
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:07 pm
there's problem with the car ?
mariand - January 31, 2012, 3:22 pm
nice ;)

ALL YOUR LAW ARE BELONG TO US - You have no chance to survive make your time.

TAGS: all your base nancy pelosi
Rating: 3.09/5

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An elder Indiana - January 30, 2009, 12:55 pm
5 Furry ones, but how the hell did she get her hands on my whip?

Senior Citizens -

TAGS: husband wife pregnancy heart rate
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:17 am
Glad you're lmao...shhhh...isn't that the sound of some female in your vicinity peeing on a stick?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:15 am
Well thanks jesus. Nice elderly catholic couple...no safe *** there huh?
Greybeard - August 22, 2014, 12:35 am
JesusWept - August 19, 2014, 3:09 pm
HA! Heart-stoppingly funny. L L L L L

Stupid Questions -

The Bandwagon -

TAGS: bandwagon includes but not limited to vampires angry birds veganism pointless videogames and pregnancy
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:31 pm
Your mission, should you be smart enough to accept it, is to find a way to make money from it.

masochist -

TAGS: pregnancy child bearing women men
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2014, 11:46 am
Maybe we should practice more, before we try again, Dear.


smoke detector? -

THE 1990'S -

TAGS: aprchallenge the 90s tonya harding nancy kerrigan
Rating: 4.06/5

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levinkatz - May 16, 2013, 5:11 pm
No, Not really


I'M KEEPING THE BABY - Drop this bombshell and you're one coronary closer to reading the will.

THIS ROOM LOOKS STRANGELY FAMILIAR - Oh hello. Will you be entertaining Ronnie and I on the veranda later?

TAGS: ms nancy
Rating: 3.35/5

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me4891 - December 1, 2009, 6:58 pm
heh heh, that was pretty funny
Fatt Matt - December 1, 2009, 4:56 pm


GIRL DETECTIVES - Dark cellar? Check Faulty flashlight? Check Ankle hurt in fall? Pending

TAGS: nancy drew girl detective
Rating: 2.18/5

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HAL8999 - May 20, 2010, 5:46 am
You might like to follow the cross-over adventures with boy detective, Phil Lattio!
R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 10:46 am
Isn't she related to Colonel Angus?
pieman - May 13, 2010, 10:42 am
Connie Lingus? UMMMM could this be a lesbian detective?

BABY ON BOARD - So who goes down with the ship?

An IQ test -

TAGS: pregnancy test ad fail
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 14, 2016, 8:54 am
LOL real good! ^^^^^Up

Fear -

Statistics -

TAGS: statistics pregnancy teen stupid quote
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:50 pm
Um.....yeah, DUH! Hahahahahaha!!!!!


TAGS: success pregnancy a***ogy humor
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Thanks, C!
lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Just could not help myself. Thanks!
JesusWept - January 25, 2016, 9:03 am
HEY! You used the f-word! Where's the red frame?? Very good! 5 L's
concern3 - January 25, 2016, 5:34 am
nice a 5er

Pregnancy Update -

TAGS: alien egg baby pregnancy natural child birth
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 23, 2015, 8:11 pm
Dr. Oogle, at your cervix!

Stupidity -

Application -